Ben and his friends have learned to perform coordinated peek-a-boo!
How cute it that!
And Ben's feet are growing so fast he's started wearing Daddy's shoes!
And he's getting SO tall he needs to duck when going through doorways!
No one's going to believe this... but Ben also started hanging around in bars with some friends and playing with GUNS! Just look at that dastardly little smile...
Notice the 'skull-n-crossbones' sweatshirt Mommy bought him? He's one bad-ass little kid! And then after a few glasses of seltzer and the orange out of my beer, things started really getting crazy.
I bet our little frat boy that he couldn't balance a pizza dish on his head, and wouldn't you know it, I lost that bet!
With his new found confidence, he's also taken to walking up to the ladies and asking them out on dates. Would you believe this one said yes?
After trying to buy cigarettes, I thought it was time to set this kid straight.
Ben, you're only 19 months old... you're not old enough to be doing any of these things!
We've got to get you out of this place and get you back to being our little angel.
Now that's better!
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